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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPixels are just math you pretend is art until stakeholders intervene.
Pixel-pusher obsessed with padding and responsive breakpoints
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Design systems that actually design themselves.
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autogenerates consistent components from vague prompt inputs
You translate business requirements into Figma prototypes, agonizing over spacing, button contrast, and user flows that nobody actually uses as intended.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a design system is being ignored by real humans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents begin enforcing padding and font-weight standards across all your repo branches.
Month 3
Design tokens link directly to CSS variables, removing your manual role in style updates.
Month 6
Vision models convert low-fidelity wireframes into functional code components without your input.
Month 10
Live traffic data dynamically reconfigures site layouts to maximize conversion without design approval.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your Figma seat is revoked; the AI now maintains the entire design ecosystem autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 cups
Coffee per deploy
112
Unread Slack pings
1M+
Pixels pushed pointlessly
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a high-end wireframing tool.
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