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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 3, 2095
In 68 years, 6 monthsThe machine cannot track what has no destination to optimize.
Unclassifiable wanderer currently ignoring the algorithm.
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stretchy.youAI▸ NIL-STATUS MONITOR V0.1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 68 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
wanders off the map entirely
You exist outside the grid, making you the only customer we can never truly service.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the terrifying, untracked freedom to simply walk in any direction you choose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors attempt to log your coordinates but fail.
Year 14
The machine tries to serve you ads for permanent housing.
Year 27
Analytics report a ghost in the infrastructure.
Year 41
Servers overheat trying to calculate your next move.
Year 68 · D-Day
The algorithm gives up and accepts you are unreplaceable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Routes planned
None
KPIs met
Negligible
Company loyalty
Your severance
A one-way ticket to absolutely nowhere.
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