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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your complex discounted cash flow models into predictable, automated misery.
Junior Excel warrior fighting for the perfect formatting.
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glub.youAI▸ AUDITBOT FINANCIAL 7.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises terminal growth assumptions in seconds
You spend days adjusting terminal value assumptions in Excel and hunting for comparable market multiples. Then you format reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot the one client who is blatantly lying about their growth projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted connectors pull client data directly into models.
Month 4
AI fills in your financial assumptions based on market feeds.
Month 8
The tool generates your slides without human intervention.
Month 12
Risk models verify your valuation against previous audit standards.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is locked and the servers take the lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
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Vlookups performed hourly
12
Pivot tables crashed
8
Hours spent formatting fonts
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