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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou specialize in firing people, so do not complain when it's you.
Expert in turning human livelihoods into annualized margin gains.
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You hunt for margin improvements in PE-backed firms. Your Excel models and synergy slides determine who gets to keep their livelihood.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully lie to a Board about why EBITDA is missing its targets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system automates the ingestion of all financial and payroll data directly from ERP systems.
Month 4
AI models generate profitability scenarios without the need for manual spreadsheet adjustments.
Month 8
The software instantly populates visual slide decks based on real-time P&L fluctuations.
Month 12
Algorithms dictate specific headcount cuts by calculating the precise cost-to-revenue ratio of every employee.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the software proves it can terminate staff with greater consistency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4000x
Spreadsheet efficiency
0%
Empathy overhead
Instant
Synergy discovery rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own redundancy strategy memo.
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