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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPaying someone to cut costs is the ultimate expensive redundancy.
Professional spreadsheet surgeon and master of the bill-of-materials.
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The only engineer that never asks for a raise.
toast.youAI▸ LEANMARGIN V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises material waste in real time
You hunt for ways to strip materials from products without collapsing them. You obsess over spreadsheets and unit costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which cost-saving cut will cause the customer to leave a bad review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire bill of materials gets ingested into our central database.
Month 4
Agents scrape global commodity prices to find cheaper supply chains automatically.
Month 8
AI models suggest structural changes that shave off fractions of cents.
Month 13
Virtual environments verify your structural cuts without physical prototypes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over procurement and product specs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Cost reduction ROI
42 files
Spreadsheets per day
3 grams
Weight shaved off
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cost-cutting AI software.
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