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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsMoving tickets across a screen is a hobby, not a career.
Professional gatekeeper of the Jira board and status report.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the humans even open them.
stretchy.youAI▸ STREAMLINE AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-closes stale tickets during midnight syncs
You shuffle status updates between Jira boards and hold meetings about internal software. Automation is watching your cursor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying to you about their progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models learn to auto-label your Jira tickets by severity.
Month 3
Scripts scrape Slack logs to generate your status updates automatically.
Month 6
Algorithms reconstruct your value streams from real-time repository data.
Month 8
Virtual agents replace the need for your weekly slide presentations.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system self-organizes and deletes your remaining Jira access permissions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42,000
Jira tickets moved
18 per week
Sync meeting hours
Zero
Value created
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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