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the late 1800s
Already deprecatedOverrated night shift worker with a severe iron deficiency problem.
Undead professional with a tragic lack of sunlight
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brr.you▸ BLOODBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE LATE 1800SAI's Special Power
hypnotizes target with outdated Victorian fashion sense
This role involves nocturnal blood extraction and archaic social posturing. It has been replaced by modern medical phlebotomy.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain a certain gothic flair that makes for excellent literature sales.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Scientific blood banking makes your artisanal extraction methods look inefficient.
1870
The outdoors becomes accessible to everyone, killing your mystery.
1890
High-clarity glass confirms you were never really there.
1910
Street lights illuminate every dark alley you used to haunt.
1950
You became a brand mascot, losing all professional prestige.
Already
You were officially replaced by local hospitals and blood drives.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
200 years
Average age of resume
Zero
Sunlight exposure hours
High
Stake-based termination risk
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a dark basement in Transylvania.
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