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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou track shadows, but our sensors already know the dark spots.
Professional shadow-chaser with a very specific, limited resume.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated eradication of non-biological nocturnal threats.
oof.youAI▸ NIGHTWATCH SECTOR-BOT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
scans local crypts for heartbeats in seconds
You stake, track, and patrol dark areas at night. You maintain gear and study cryptic local folklore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively judge when a local legend hides a real monster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Motion cameras replace human eyes on dark city perimeters.
Month 7
Aerial units identify nocturnal heat signatures without human presence.
Month 17
Robotic units deploy stakes faster than any human swing.
Year 2.3
Algorithms predict target locations using historical disappearance data.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human hunters are archived as historical curiosities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.3 annually
Average staked entities
Too many
Night patrol hours
High
Stake splinter risk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of wooden stakes and garlic salt.
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