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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour knowledge of coil resistance is currently being turned into metadata.
Nicotine merchant and amateur hardware troubleshooter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect vapor profiles at human-free speeds.
blub.you▸ CLOUDBOT KIOSK 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses custom nicotine mixes automatically
You stock shelves with nicotine juice and explain device settings to customers. We are building the kiosk now.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about their age.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors track stock levels and automatically trigger reorders of liquid.
Month 5
Biometric scanners replace your manual check of paper ID cards.
Month 10
A screen guides customers to flavor profiles without your input.
Month 18
Pistons and chutes deliver sealed pods directly to the tray.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The kiosk locks you out and handles all retail duties alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 seconds
Average transaction time
64 percent
Knowledge retention of flavor names
12 annually
Items dropped while restocking
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired clearance-bin flavor samples.
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