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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Vape Shop Assistant jobs? · Latest report #5x4bemed
Your job has an expiration date
May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are basically a vending machine that requires expensive oxygen and breaks.
Professional coil builder and connoisseur of synthetic berry vapours.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The shelf that never judges your flavour choices.
sluurp.you▸ VAPE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses pods while judging the customer's breath
Stocking shelves, recommending nicotine concentrations, and setting up hardware for confused customers who lost their charger.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange, specific patience to explain coils to people who clearly won't listen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in shelves notify the warehouse to refill stock automatically.
Month 5
Cameras scan faces and IDs to handle age verification without humans.
Month 13
Robotic arms pick liquids based on a screen recommendation algorithm.
Year 1.9
A glass booth assembles and primes coils inside a sealed chamber.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes entirely unmanned, monitored by a central remote server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
8 minutes
Average customer indecision time
3 per week
Spilled liquid incidents
100%
Unnecessary device setup help
Your severance
A lifetime supply of 0mg strawberry flavour base liquid.
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