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Your job has an expiration date
May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading your charisma for a shelf-stacking robot is a bad deal.
Professional curator of suspicious-smelling cloud machines.
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The only clerk that never judges your flavor.
glub.youAI▸ VAPEVENDOR 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses correct nicotine levels with zero hesitation
You spend your shift explaining coil resistance and wiping e-liquid spills off glass display counters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer has no idea how to prime their coil.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Camera sensors track stock levels and alert supply chains automatically.
Month 5
Vending kiosks replace open shelves to eliminate shoplifting risk.
Month 13
Remote biometric cameras confirm age without human intervention.
Year 1.9
UV-light surface scrubbers remove e-liquid residue overnight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop is now fully automated and requires no human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
42 daily
Average customer eye-roll count
12 times
Spilled e-liquid cleanup frequency
9000 total
Seconds spent explaining pod compatibility
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired strawberry-custard juice.
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