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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading lung-cloud expertise for a slightly more efficient vending machine.
Professional curator of neon lights and berry-scented clouds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect nicotine delivery, zero retail chatter.
no no noyouAI▸ CLOUDDISPENSER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates nicotine levels based on mood
You manage retail inventory, explain complex battery safety, and rotate thousands of synthetic flavor pods daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a customer is lying about being eighteen years old.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors map your entire shelf layout in real-time.
Week 12
Cameras verify age without you needing to stand up.
Month 8
Robotic arms pull specific pods for every customer request.
Month 17
Integrated wiper systems keep the displays fingerprint-free forever.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes entirely autonomous, leaving you free to exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4000 percent better
Flavor SKU management
100 percent
ID check accuracy
0 seconds
Human small talk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium unflavored vegetable glycerin.
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