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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour decade of lit reviews just became a prompt for GPT-12.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools summarize every dementia paper ever written in one minute.
Month 6
Vision models identify markers in brain tissue without manual staining.
Month 12
AI systems simulate protein interactions to predict experimental outcomes.
Month 16
Automated arms handle the physical pipetting and slide prep tasks.
Year 2 · D-Day
A single server replaces the entire research team's output capacity.
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