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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsYour halberd is a decorative stick in a drone-patrolled era.
Professional statue with a very sharp metal stick.
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bzzt.youAI▸ SWISS-GUARD-X7▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects holographic authority at every entrance
You perform ceremonial standing, secure checkpoints, and maintain the aesthetic of the world's smallest sovereign state.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a genuine security threat amidst a sea of tourists better than any sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Hidden cameras track movement around every basilica doorway.
Month 12
Smart locks verify credentials without a human presence.
Year 3
Algorithms predict tourist bottlenecks before they actually happen.
Year 5
Aerial surveillance replaces the need for static guard positions.
Year 8 · D-Day
The final human guard is replaced by a silent security kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Infinite
Ceremonial stand time
4500
Tourists redirected daily
Weekly
Halberd sharpening frequency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of ceremonial feathers.
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