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April 17, 2058
In 31 years, 6 monthsConverting souls is slow, but converting databases is instantaneous.
Shepherd of the faithful, user of ancient Latin code.
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Holier than thou, and twice as fast.
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You perform daily rituals, offer pastoral guidance, and manage church administrative records. Your routine revolves around liturgy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly listen to a crisis of faith without checking the Wi-Fi signal.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart screens replace physical missals for real-time translation updates.
Year 4
Predictive models categorize confession sentiment to prioritize urgent pastoral concerns.
Year 11
Automated gantry systems handle the precise movement of liturgical objects.
Year 19
Sensors and high-fidelity projection replace physical presence in the pews.
Year 32 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomous control over all spiritual administrative functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1200
Confessions processed per second
0.00%
Liturgy error rate
450
Annual holy days managed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital holy water.
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