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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYour career is just a legacy macro waiting to be deleted.
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Day 10
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Week 9
Your flat files are pushed to a cloud-based SQL environment.
Month 5
Web interfaces replace your crusty Access forms.
Month 8
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Month 10 · D-Day
The server deletes your final MDB file forever.
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