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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional email-forwarding machine for founders who never asked for your help.
Junior ecosystem-builder (mostly LinkedIn, emotionally exhausted).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting capital to ego without the middleman.
glub.youAI▸ FUNDSYNC AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters unqualified leads in nanoseconds
You facilitate founder networking, manage deal flow databases, and provide unasked-for operational guidance to early-stage companies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which founders are actually lying during a pitch deck review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes founder networks and updates the database without human entry.
Month 4
An agent matches founder needs to your network contacts automatically.
Month 8
LLMs summarize market data into partner slides instantly.
Month 12
Bots handle all event coordination and guest list management.
Month 14 · D-Day
The fund terminates the intern role as legacy software replaces you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99%
Emails answered with 'Let's chat'
12%
Founder intros accepted
4000+
LinkedIn connection requests
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated pitch-deck templates.
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