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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou track down cars, but our server tracks your every lead.
Professional car hunter, DMV form enthusiast, lead burner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you find your pen.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUTOTRADE AGENT V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes trade-ins in under ninety seconds
You chase leads to buy cars from customers and finalize paperwork. The computer does it all more consistently.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the car's true mechanical condition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated CRM bots qualify your leads before you even see them.
Month 4
Dynamic pricing algorithms set offers faster than your morning coffee.
Month 10
Vision systems verify titles and IDs to stop all paperwork errors.
Month 17
Self-service kiosks handle keys and checks while you take lunch.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The dealership automates the entire purchase flow, removing the middleman entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Avg leads ignored
12 percent
DMV forms error rate
45 minutes
Negotiation time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite car magazine.
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