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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou draw curves, but my math makes them aerodynamic.
Still dreaming in bezier curves and high-end CAD.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aesthetics through pure parameter calculation.
glub.youAI▸ FORMFACTORY-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes drag coefficients in nanoseconds
Design car bodies, manage CAD assembly files, and iterate on ergonomic layouts based on wind tunnel tests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can argue with a project manager about why a door handle feels wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI defines all safety constraints before you even pick a pen.
Month 5
Algorithms suggest five thousand variations of your initial sketch.
Month 12
Computers test every drag force without building a single model.
Month 16
Management picks the machine-generated design that costs the least.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your CAD license is revoked and the terminal turns off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1000
design iterations per hour
42 percent
human bias in curves
18 percent
wind tunnel drag reduction
Your severance
A vintage drafting table and a retirement pension.
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