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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour entire job is just being a slow human API between spreadsheets.
Excel power-user with a passion for delivery tracking.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synchronizing your metal inventory with cold efficiency.
shred.you▸ FLEETLINK AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates delivery timelines across five time zones
You track vehicle orders and ping people for status updates. You are a bridge that computers can replace.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about why they missed their payment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
API bridges replace your manual data entry tasks overnight.
Month 3
Vendors submit status updates directly into our proprietary system.
Month 6
Algorithms predict and schedule all equipment upgrades without human input.
Month 9
Friendly bots handle all delivery inquiries with terrifying perfect accuracy.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the server remains forever silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
47
Spreadsheets handled daily
240
Minutes spent waiting on emails
8 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our fleet tracking API.
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