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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Vehicle Quality Assessor jobs? · Latest report #a9hg3aei
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a physical barrier to the inevitable software update.
Gatekeeper of the body shop, sworn enemy of dings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect diagnostic precision, zero human hesitation.
split.you▸ AUTOTRIAGE-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
logs phantom defects into every work order
You inspect light commercial vehicles for defects and assign repair tasks to various shop teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively spot when a rattle sounds like an expensive transmission failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vehicle telematics begin logging every fault directly to the cloud.
Month 6
High-res cameras scan every panel for scratches as cars arrive.
Month 13
Algorithms assign repair jobs to departments without human input.
Year 1.9
Automated drones check roofs and cargo bay roofs autonomously.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire triage lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45 units
Vehicles scanned hourly
12 percent
Human error margin
zero seconds
Triage latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our diagnostic database API.
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