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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsEnjoy your final midwest road trip before your desk becomes a server.
Midwest road warrior with a clipboard and a quota.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning rental graveyard into auction profit.
bzzt.youAI▸ FLEETCYCLE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously reroutes fleets to higher-bid auction houses
You inspect rental cars for wear and tear to coordinate auction sales. Algorithms do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a hidden frame bend that a camera sensor still misses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras scan every car's dings automatically on exit.
Month 6
Software sets auction floor prices based on real-time market data.
Month 13
Centralized software takes over the bidding management meetings.
Month 20
Self-driving transport trailers move cars to auction centers.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The entire remarketing chain runs without any human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
35,000
Miles driven annually
92%
Inspection accuracy rate
High
Auction delay cost
Your severance
One complimentary highway map and a used parking pass.
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