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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour forced rapport is just a latency issue we can fix.
Professional rapport builder and financing spreadsheet jockey.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
toast.youAI▸ AUTONEGOTIATOR PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises loan terms to maximize lender yield
You walk customers around shiny metal boxes and try to squeeze extra profit out of financing options.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to walk away in frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity VR walkarounds replace the need for physical keys.
Month 5
Pricing engines calculate the optimal margin without your negotiation.
Month 12
Machine logic matches buyers to lenders in under ten seconds.
Month 16
Smart keys activate automatically when the digital contract clears.
Year 2 · D-Day
The sales floor is repurposed into a charging station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
45 minutes
Average fake rapport duration
12 percent
Time spent fetching keys
3 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CRM software.
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