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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou spend weeks debugging CAN bus messages that will eventually self-correct.
Junior C++ wrangler of proprietary automotive communication stacks.
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You write low-level C++ code for vehicle hardware and debug communication protocols between various electronic control units.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hardware timing glitch is caused by a cold solder joint.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start catching your syntax errors before you even commit.
Month 5
Generative agents begin writing the boilerplate for your communication protocols.
Month 10
Smart agents identify race conditions faster than any human can.
Month 15
Virtual environments replace physical test benches for code validation.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-optimizes every driver.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4:1
Coffee-to-bug ratio
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
12 terabytes
Legacy code inherited
Your severance
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