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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career path is literally just moving snacks from A to B.
Professional snack-wrangler and coin-collector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only snack technician that never eats inventory.
nom.you▸ VENDORBOT-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
unclogs jammed coil systems in three seconds
You drive to various sites to restock snack machines and clear cash boxes. You also perform basic mechanical repairs.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can aggressively kick a machine to release a stuck Snickers.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart route planners eliminate your need to guess the best traffic path.
Month 10
Sensors tell the warehouse exactly when a slot is empty.
Month 20
Removing paper money eliminates your longest task of counting dirty change.
Year 2.3
Uniform factory-packed racks allow robots to load trucks without humans.
Year 3 · D-Day
Autonomous delivery bots take over the final leg of the route.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12 percent
Snack-loss shrinkage
24 daily
Average route stops
8 weekly
Coffee spills
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired pretzels and stale mints.
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