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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional email-forwarder who pretends that spreadsheet updates are strategic value.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated relationship cooling at scale.
stretchy.youAI▸ VENDORBOT ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates underperforming contracts mid-call
You chase invoices, audit performance logs, and mediate disputes between vendors and the company's internal stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific talent for knowing which vendor reps are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software captures and validates all vendor invoices without human oversight.
Month 4
Real-time tracking replaces your manual quarterly business review slides.
Month 8
AI bots handle contract renewals based on hard data trends.
Month 13
Digital agents resolve billing conflicts through direct API connections.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to an autonomous procurement grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
45
Emails per hour
12
Spreadsheet tabs open
99%
Vendor excuses heard
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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