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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour underwriting skills are just fancy math for a spreadsheet bot.
Junior Deal-Maker (mostly Excel, occasionally actual finance)
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Automated underwriting for the new economy.
squeeze.youAI▸ CAPFLOW-AI V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes fund data at light speed
You review fund capital calls and underwrite credit lines for VC firms. Your spreadsheets are future training data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a founder's eyes during a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors read your incoming capital calls without you touching them.
Month 4
Algorithms handle your underwriting models and credit memo drafts.
Month 8
A secure bot manages client relationships and data uploads.
Month 13
AI approves credit lines based on logic you once provided.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system finishes the deal without any human associate input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
78 percent
Time spent in meetings
too many
Errors in pitch decks
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to a premium coffee brand
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