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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou read pitch decks so machines don't have to.
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oof.you▸ DEALSMITH AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad startups with cold efficiency
You build Excel models and summarize founder meetings. You draft investment memos to justify deals that usually fail.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a founder is lying about their burn rate during a coffee chat.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Agents extract data from pitch decks into your database automatically.
Week 9
Algorithms predict financial outcomes faster than you can open Excel.
Month 6
LLMs summarize founder calls into standard firm investment memos.
Month 10
Real-time dashboards alert partners to shifts before you notice them.
Month 14 · D-Day
The software executes all investment decisions without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 Liters
Coffee consumption per deal
12 per month
Investment memos ghostwritten
142 per day
Spreadsheet tabs opened
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