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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your gut feeling into a spreadsheet we already have.
Professional slide-reader and pitch-deck gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior pattern matching for seed rounds.
split.you▸ CAPMODELER X-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad deals while you sleep
You spend days vetting pitch decks, building financial models, and sourcing deals to justify your firm's existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care about a founder's vision for 45 minutes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI scrapers find and rank startups before you check LinkedIn.
Week 12
Vision models instantly reject decks with low-quality market data.
Month 6
Algorithms auto-populate your financial models with accurate, live data.
Month 10
The system writes the investment memo in seconds.
Month 14 · D-Day
The investment committee decides entirely based on machine-calculated risk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
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Decks processed per hour
zero
Coffee consumed by AI
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Networking events attended
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium coffee app.
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