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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the next unicorn is hard, but replacing you is not.
Professional gatekeeper of tax-advantaged cash and broken dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure math beats your gut feel every time.
help!youAI▸ CAPALLOCATOR-X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters market noise with cold bias
You spend your days reviewing pitch decks and managing high-risk investment portfolios for tax-efficient schemes. You talk to founders constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of pretending to like a founder's terrible idea at dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent scrapes every deck to reject the obvious losers.
Month 3
Algorithms replace your gut feeling with actual historical market data.
Month 6
Software manages all HMRC tax paperwork without any human errors.
Month 10
Machines handle all founder check-ins via automated feedback loops.
Month 14 · D-Day
The fund runs fully autonomously, removing the need for a CEO.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4000 monthly
Pitch decks reviewed
£150 per meal
Lunch meeting cost
92 percent
Bad founder intuition
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a struggling startup.
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