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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTrading gut feelings for pattern matching that actually makes money.
Professional gatekeeper of other people's money.
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filters 5000 pitch decks before lunch
You spend days reviewing pitch decks and networking for deal flow while pretending your intuition isn't just luck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a founder in the eye and pretend you care about their vision.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated agent flags the only pitches worth reading.
Month 5
Vision models instantly verify your due diligence documents.
Month 10
Machine learning identifies winners faster than your biased intuition.
Month 15
Virtual directors provide better governance than your quarterly visits.
Month 22 · D-Day
Capital allocation is fully handled by high-frequency investment algorithms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.8%
Pitch decks ignored
$400
Lunch meeting cost
42
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