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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments while AI writes the whole contract instantly.
Junior partner at a firm that charges by the blink.
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Closing rounds before the coffee gets cold.
glub.youAI▸ LEXIGATE-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates term sheets in nanoseconds
Drafting complex investment agreements and reviewing cap tables for funding rounds. You turn legalese into expensive ink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a founder is lying about their burn rate during the meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart templates replace the manual drafting of standard investment documents.
Month 5
AI scanners catch every error in cap tables and compliance documents.
Month 13
Automated workflows handle board resolutions and signatures without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Algorithms predict and counter-offer terms based on historical deal data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lawyer is redundant as deals close through autonomous legal protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14 hours
Average billable hours per day
4 espressos
Coffee intake per deal
0.0001%
Typo risk in term sheets
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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