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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour gut feeling is just a spreadsheet running on high-stakes bias.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of looking thoughtful while pretending to love bad pitches.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping all LinkedIn networks and pitch emails for pattern mapping.
Month 5
Pattern matching identifies winners before you even finish your espresso.
Month 13
AI advisors take board seats to monitor KPIs in real-time.
Month 21
Smart contracts execute legal agreements without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human capital oversight is retired for pure, efficient capital allocation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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12%
Accuracy of gut instinct
34 hours/week
Time spent on LinkedIn networking
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