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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsMoving capital from your gut to our neural net.
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filters pitch decks in ten milliseconds
You spend days listening to pitches, networking, and signing away funds. Our machine does that with actual math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of charismatic lying required for a successful Series A.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI filters pitch decks so you never see a bad one.
Month 4
Models calculate company value without needing your intuition.
Month 10
A digital avatar hears the pitch and writes the memo.
Month 17
Smart contracts handle the funding and legal agreements.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire fund with a yield bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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