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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading human intuition for spreadsheets that actually finish their work.
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filters entire market sectors in milliseconds
You hunt for growth stage startups, review pitch decks, and manage deal flow until the funding round closes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of looking thoughtful in a board meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scouts scan global growth data to identify targets automatically.
Month 5
Machine vision models summarize every pitch deck in seconds.
Month 10
Smart agents pull real-time API data instead of waiting on founders.
Month 17
Investment memos are written instantly based on quantitative performance metrics.
Year 2 · D-Day
Deal flow is finalized by the algorithm without human intervention.
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