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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling tax-efficient paper to people who already have too much paper.
Professional lunch-enjoyer and tax-relief brochure distributor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing funding rounds without the expensive lunches.
stretchy.youAI▸ FUNDPITCHER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
siphons liquidity from rival funds overnight
Pitching EIS, SEIS, and VCT funds to financial advisers to secure capital allocations. Managing portfolio company investment pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle signs that an adviser is actually lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software writes better sales emails than your current juniors.
Month 7
Advisers download fund factsheets directly from our automated server.
Month 15
Deepfake avatars handle the initial interest calls with perfect poise.
Year 1.9
Matching investors to funds is done by math, not lunches.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human sales managers become as extinct as the tax loophole.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
200 GBP
Average lunch budget
4 cups/day
Adviser coffee intake
0.04 percent
Cold call conversion
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final expense-paid lunch.
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