Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Venture Capital Senior Manager jobs? · Latest report #rhh8dh8c
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou invest in disruption, until disruption eventually invests in you.
Expert at saying no while drinking expensive sparkling water.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven equity, zero emotional bias.
ow.youAI▸ CAPTABLE OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand pitch decks in seconds
You source founders, conduct deep due diligence on market fit, and manage complex term sheets for portfolio companies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a founder's true desperation over a bland lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers identify promising startups before your inbox even pings.
Month 4
Machine vision models scan financial statements to spot growth anomalies.
Month 8
Smart contracts handle standard term sheets with zero human ego.
Month 13
The partnership committee is replaced by a predictive performance engine.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the fund's capital deployment interface is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99.9% daily
Cold emails ignored
4 per year
Term sheets signed
1200 annually
Coffee meetings finished
Your severance
A lifetime supply of LinkedIn Premium and warm lattes.
Discussion
