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April 21, 2027
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filters ten thousand pitch decks per second
VCs spend their days evaluating pitch decks, conducting due diligence, negotiating term sheets, and managing a portfolio of startups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a founder about the 'strategic synergy' of their failing startup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 4
Sensors process founder pitch enthusiasm against historical failure data.
Week 6
Software scrapes bank data to confirm burn rates automatically.
Week 11
Machine-generated term sheets lock in equity without human debate.
Month 4
An AI agent attends board meetings to record and analyze.
Month 6 · D-Day
The fund decides human intuition is statistically inferior to data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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