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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting the future is easy when an algorithm does the math.
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filters bad ideas at the source
You spend all day screening pitch decks and betting other people's money on unproven founders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a founder in the eye and lie about the term sheet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Software scans pitch decks for growth markers and patterns.
Month 5
Algorithms find startups before they even have a name.
Month 11
Machine learning checks every claim against industry public data.
Month 18
The system issues offers based on predicted success metrics.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your fund becomes fully automated and truly profitable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99.9 percent
Pitch decks ignored
4 per day
Coffee meetings survived
Near zero
Accidental unicorn finds
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent retreat in Bali.
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