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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your lunch meetings for a high-frequency algorithmic pattern matching engine.
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You chase founders to extract equity for a platform promise. Our software does this with infinite scale and no human ego.
The one thing AI can't do
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping tools identify founders and send personalized pitches that actually get opened.
Month 5
Models replace your gut feeling by analyzing real-time market traction data.
Month 10
Autonomous agents negotiate equity terms directly through digital signature portals.
Month 15
A centralized dashboard tracks portfolio health without needing your manual input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The human network is now redundant because the algorithm already owns the equity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Founder rejection rate
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Equity capture latency
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