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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour press releases are just glorified drafts for my language models.
Professional hype-builder and crisis-avoider for live events.
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blasts personalized show alerts to every fan
You manage show announcements, press kits, and social media schedules for a concert venue. You write copy and handle media.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a show's vibe doesn't match the local crowd's temperament.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace your manual event page formatting.
Month 4
AI models handle all fan DMs and social responses.
Month 8
Generative agents write all artist bios and press kits.
Month 13
Software targets journalists based on successful past interactions.
Month 18 · D-Day
All communication tasks are now fully autonomous and error-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400 hourly
Press release drafts
99 percent
Fan engagement rate
high
Human error rate
Your severance
Two free tickets to a show nobody wants to see.
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