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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy prop for impending digital obsolescence.
Master of seating charts and disgruntled supplier wrangling.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect events without the human ego.
toast.youAI▸ EVENTCONTROL-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-empts guest complaints with automated calm
You juggle supplier deliveries, event floor planning, and client complaints while trying to keep the chaos contained.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is about to flip a table before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI predicts and books event slots without human conflict errors.
Month 9
Algorithms generate optimal seating layouts based on sensor data.
Month 18
Automated systems sync directly with supplier delivery trucks.
Year 2.5
Environment sensors adjust lighting and heat automatically by occupancy.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The venue runs entirely on autonomous logic and remote monitoring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 average
Client panic attacks per gala
12 weekly
Hours spent correcting table layouts
2.8
Caterer disputes resolved per shift
Your severance
A laminated, waterproof clipboard for your new career.
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