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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging local bands is just automated email blasts with worse coffee.
Stapler of flyers, chaser of local bar bands.
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Fills seats while you sleep soundly.
squeeze.youAI▸ PROMOTE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sells out shows using dynamic social pricing
You track ticket sales and post flyers for upcoming gigs. You hope people actually show up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local act is actually about to have a good night.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your ticket links and band contacts move to our cloud.
Month 4
Smart software writes better subject lines than your manual drafts.
Month 10
An AI agent posts and manages event comments across platforms.
Month 15
Algorithms adjust ticket prices to squeeze every dime from fans.
Month 19 · D-Day
A quiet script closes your account and deletes your login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 percent
Ticket revenue lost to apathy
893 daily
Emails sent to people who muted you
12 weekly
Flyers stapled to wet telephone poles
Your severance
Two free tickets to a show that sells out.
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