Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Venus Colonist jobs? · Latest report #2ahcxzau
Your job has an expiration date
October 4, 2096
In 70 yearsA life spent sweating in a lead-lined pressure cooker.
Professional inhabitant of a literal planetary death trap.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable enough to outlive your lungs.
stretchy.youAI▸ CLOUD-DRIFTER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters sulphuric acid from intake vents
You survive high-pressure acidic atmospheres while performing essential exterior atmospheric maintenance and equipment integrity checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unmatched intuition for when a pressure seal is about to fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Smart cameras replace human eyes on exterior hull inspections.
Year 14
Robotic arms handle external sealant application without human support.
Year 33
Chemical agents automate the cleaning of sulfuric acid deposits.
Year 49
Self-healing materials remove the need for manual hull patching.
Year 70 · D-Day
Autonomous cloud-skimmers render the human habitat entirely unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
Very low
Average survivability
Always
Acid exposure
90 atmospheres
Pressure tolerance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a less hellish planet.
Discussion
