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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling smartphones to people who just want a working Wi-Fi signal.
Showroom floor strategist and master of the activation portal.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No hold times, just pure efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ KIOSK-BOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes account upgrades in six seconds
You pitch phone upgrades and resolve billing errors for frustrated customers. You spend your day manning the showroom floor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to explode over a billing mistake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software allows customers to resolve their own billing errors instantly.
Month 4
Dedicated machines sync data between devices faster than a human could.
Month 8
Showrooms remove physical staff to focus on automated fulfillment pods.
Month 13
An AI agent handles all upsells and contract negotiations via screen.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access key is deactivated while the kiosk boots up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
4 minutes
Average customer patience
12 units
Phones pushed per shift
45 monthly
Billing disputes resolved
Your severance
A free 5G plan you cannot actually afford.
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