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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling overpriced data plans to confused seniors is a dying art.
Professional dream-shifter and high-margin upsell artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated upselling without the false smile.
glub.youAI▸ OMNISALES V7.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deactivates accounts while offering cheaper bundles
You manage inventory, push commission-heavy accessories, and pretend to troubleshoot phones. You also chase monthly sales quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes talk a crying customer out of leaving the brand forever.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time analytics replace your gut feeling for inventory management.
Month 6
Kiosks begin suggesting accessories based on actual user behavior.
Month 13
Customer issues move to automated text-based diagnostic flows.
Month 20
Two machines replace the need for three sales floor humans.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The storefront is now a fully autonomous automated fulfillment locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Very High
Average Commission Anxiety
Too Many
Hours Spent Pushing Protections
Daily
Useless Inventory Audits
Your severance
A slightly used floor display model and good luck.
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