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April 30, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are building the very machine that deletes your own job.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and bureaucratic middle-man
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Closing the sales loop without the human
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automates founder pitch decks while you sleep
You pitch software to complex hospital systems to automate patient scheduling and intake. You manage venture capital expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to investors about the status of your enterprise pilot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents start cold-emailing IT directors with better conversion rates.
Month 4
Dynamic slides replace your manual design work for investor updates.
Month 8
Software automatically clears HIPAA hurdles without explaining them to board members.
Month 13
Autonomous agents negotiate contracts directly with hospital procurement departments.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself, effectively retiring your need to exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
8 cups daily
Coffee-to-pitch ratio
4,209 total
Unread Slack messages
3 years slow
Pipeline conversion speed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one equity-less coffee voucher
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