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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthAnimals prefer machines because they don't smell your lingering dread.
Professional cat-wrangler and fluid-spill containment expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Firm holds without the human sweat.
glub.youAI▸ CRITTERCOMFORT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
secures scared patients with pneumatic precision
You restrain panicked animals during exams and clean up the inevitable bodily fluid explosions after procedures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a scared dog with a soft voice that code cannot replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras monitor animal stress levels without needing your human eyes.
Month 12
Soft-touch robotic platforms hold patients still using haptic feedback loops.
Year 2.1
High-pressure wash pods sanitize kennels and floors after every shift.
Year 3.1
All vitals and notes flow directly into the cloud database.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire clinic operates autonomously; your existence becomes a historical curiosity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
4.2 litres
fluids cleaned per hour
12 minor
teeth marks per week
99 percent
restraint efficiency
Your severance
A crate of high-end treats and a firm handshake.
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