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October 1, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsAnimals hate you, but they really hate the sterile robotic vacuum.
Professional cat herder and canine grief counselor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision without the messy emotional attachment.
bzzt.youAI▸ VETCARE-UNIT V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
diagnoses mystery illness through tactile sensory arrays
You diagnose animal illnesses, perform complex surgeries, and manage owners' emotional breakdowns. It is messy and unpredictable work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified, snapping, uncooperative animal with nothing but a calm voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Sensors map pet vitals to suggest treatments before you even enter.
Month 19
Precision robotic arms stabilize incisions while you watch from monitors.
Year 3.2
AI chatbots manage owner expectations and simplify complex medical charts.
Year 5
Smart kennels monitor patient recovery and adjust IV drips automatically.
Year 8 · D-Day
Full-body robotic clinics handle everything from shots to complex surgery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93%
4 per shift
Average patient bite attempts
88 percent
Owner denial probability
0.4 seconds
Diagnostic intuition speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cat treats.
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