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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour ability to hold a squirming cat is technically a hardware failure.
Professional fur-magnet and animal restrainer extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Firm holds without the human sweat.
toast.youAI▸ VETCARE UNIT-7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms aggressive pets with ultrasonic frequencies
You restrain panicked animals for exams and clean up after messy clinical procedures. You are the wall between sanity and teeth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a terrified dog with a quiet voice and a gentle touch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Pressure-sensitive tables track movement to guide automated limb placement.
Month 13
Automated sprayers eliminate the need for manual room cleaning.
Year 2.2
Real-time monitoring replaces human observation during recovery cycles.
Year 3.3
Vision-guided shelves automatically stock and track all medical supplies.
Year 5 · D-Day
Hydraulic restraints and calm-frequency emitters take over your final task.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2.4
Bites per shift
99%
Fur trapped in clothes
Weekly
Accidental urine exposure
Your severance
Two crates of medical grade antiseptic wipes.
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